You call your man……

Ladies be crazy!!!  Someone asked one day what ladies call their men.  I was expecting “honey”  “sweetie” or “babe.”  Nope!  I guess I need to get more creative cuz mine is usually “honey.”  On a bad day he’s “asshole” but that’s as interesting as it gets.  Hey, if it works for you and y’all are happy who am I to judge?  Here are some of the “names” men get called:

snuggles, buttface, asshole, babe, honey, sexy ass, boogie, pee pee, bastard, moose, dingbat, his name- duh, cowboy, chunky booty, thunder buddy, daddy, butt munch, poopie, assface

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What do you call your man?  Or partner to be pc…..

I’m offended by this potato

I didn’t write this but thought it was too funny not to share.  I’m so damned over people getting offended by anything and everything.  When did the world become so full of…..yeah, I’m gonna say it- PUSSIES!!!!!!!?????  Get some thicker skin…pun intended.

Matt Walsh
April 24 ·

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TRIGGER WARNING: during a discussion earlier today, someone posted this meme, I suppose in an effort to make light of the perpetual outrage and offense that permeates our culture. But I think, instead, this heartless and callous individual only demonstrated the need for the PC police.

You might think it’s fun to joke about this potato, but do you consider how this image might trigger someone, like myself, with Irish ancestry, because it reminds us of the potato famine? Also, the potato is brown and dirty and it grows in the ground, which could easily be construed as a statement that brown skinned people are dirty and live in caves. Meanwhile, people from Idaho are likely offended because this image appropriates their culture and makes a mockery of it.

It might be a big laugh to you, but remember that this potato is also a visual image, which is certain to make the visually impaired feel excluded. Not to mention that a potato is a spherical, three dimensional object. If you stopped to think for one second you might see how this could otherize those who struggle with depth perception and those who are geometrically challenged.

This says nothing of the trauma it will surely impose on the starch intolerant community. Obviously — but I’m sure you all knew this — potatoes are originally indigenous to the Andes mountain region, so this picture could quite easily cause emotional stress to the peoples of that area who feel they don’t get enough credit for cultivating the potato for so many centuries before privileged white Americans stole it.

So, yeah, have your laugh, you bigots. But think about what kind of harm a provocative photo like this might do to all of these groups.

As you can clearly see, everything truly is offensive and everyone’s feeling are hurt, so stop saying things, thinking things, or otherwise communicating thoughts of any kind to anyone. It’s the only way to make sure everyone is safe.